Games
Swat the penguin!
11-question IQ test
Dialect Survey or dialect maps
Crazy mind-reader game - can you figure it out?
Play the Michael Jackson Falling Baby game!
The baby-guessing game is long over but the results are still there. Game name: Indergardbaby
Download this cool snowball fight game. It's a zipped file.
Play Ant City - burn stuff up from above with a giant magnifying glass!
Which of Calvin's alter egos are you? - Calvin & Hobbes comics site
Which Simpsons character are you?
Gauge (either meaning) your brain at the Mensa workout
Take the geek quiz. Are you a newbie, an ubergeek, or somewhere in between?
What's your typing speed?
Images - back to top
One of those stare-at-a-pattern sites
See the US Navy's catch-and-release program for terrorists they capture in action!
Here's Kathy from my work trying to prove me wrong about the spelling of a word. (That's a dictionary she's holding.) She found out I was right after all!
Can't believe this news about Martina Navratilova slipped through the cracks... (unaltered from the Nasdaq-100 Open site)
It was close, but she must've finally beaten her inner demons (or something like that).
Protesting the Protesters
How to launch a Waverunner
NASA's Pictures of the Day
Rolling Stone magazine bought an ad in the NYTimes in October '02 to sarcastically congratulate record execs for their efforts to kill music-sharing over the Internet. See the story and a link to the ad.
Here's what the parking lot would look like if Ali were a valet! ;)
Wow, check out this guy's nice mullet. It's why people hate him. This was taken at my graduation in August 2002.
02.23.02: Reading InfoWorld's latest issue, there's a three-page ad for Sun Microsystems. The first page has a picture of a big wooden box with the caption "At One Time, Data Storage Just Meant Having A Box". Then you turned the page...
Star Wars scenes with Legos
Cool maps of the Internet
Buy sports-related statues of Jesus! I'm not kidding. They have him getting tackled, doing martial arts, playing hockey, and more.
Cartoons - back to top
Taco Bell and mullets: go to www.tacobell.com/drivethru, click "Start" and then on "Grilled Stuft Burrito", and listen to the 45-second dialogue!
Funny Dilbert comic that applied to me shortly after Brooks' birth
HomeStarRunner - shorts and toons
Remember cartoons in the '70s and '80s?
Miscellaneous - back to top
Nervous on TV streaming video
Carl Lewis singing the National Anthem mp3
"Where are they now?"
Mobile video store - "Surprisingly, we sell an awful lot of 'she-male' tapes."
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog ripping Star Wars fans at the Attack of the Clones premiere (video - 17.3 MB)
"United States of Whatever" song/video
A few years ago, some kid's webpage about losing his girlfriend and wanting a new one was up. I read somewhere it had become a sort of cult phenomenon. Anyway, it's now at Hellomyfuturegirlfriend.net. If the kid's voice doesn't start playing automatically, you may be prompted to download and play the MP3.
Rollie Pollie Fish Heads MP3!! "Once took a fish head out to see a movie, didn't have to pay to get it in..."
If you ever wonder what the answer is to something you don't understand, go to this website for an explanation. (It's got a speaking part so be sure to have your sound on.)
One of my old teachers at TSTC was arrested for buying chemicals to make methamphetamines. And I don't think this was the first time. There's a joke about 'quality education' in there somewhere...
Mike Tyson after his fight: "I like getting high, hanging out with my kids. I like drinking."
"Leave Gary Coleman Alone! No more Gary jokes!"
The FBI has a new Internet tracking device. (Then start moving your mouse around.)
As a co-worker's mom said about this, "Ah, the joys of live TV!" Turn your sound on...
Kids in a Lightsaber battle
zefrank.com - "How to Dance Properly" (upper left) is good
"I am better than your kids" Part I and Part II -- from http://maddox.xmission.com - Rated PG-13
Conan O'Brien's Harvard Class of 2000 Commencment speech
Consumption Junction - Funny pics, text, etc. - Rated R
Download the whole Internet!! Ah, the people who actually use these phrases...
Mullets: original site or knock-off
Bill Gates' Personal Wealth Clock
Bored.com - Go waste some time
Or HERE.
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